这是官方清单，不容质疑...
1.树木
树木都很好，但它们通常不会包含称为 '雨伞'. We said that 'Umbrella' was good ages ago and, to our credit, we were right. Let's bang on about how right we were about 'Umbrella' and ignore all the terrible, success-free and completely unlistenable music championed by Popjusticeover the 年s.
2.空气
Air 是 good for you but if you hyperventilate it 是 bad for you. It's swings and roundabouts. There 是 no such thing as too much of the new Rihanna album because there are only twelve songs on it – ie it's the perfect length for an album. There are also NO interludes. Amazing.
3.内燃机
内燃发动机相当有用，但是您不想将它的声音放到iPod上。
4.狗
If you 能够 show us a dog which builds on the reggae-pop promise of 'Pon De Replay' with a distinctive and easily-pinpointable sonic definition of 'Rihanna as an artist', thus proving that she 是 流行歌星和 是 不止是一位面面俱到的歌手，他很幸运，然后就继续前进。我们相信没有这种狗存在。但是有一张专辑可以完成这项工作，而这张专辑就是这张专辑。
5. Arriving home after an evening of binge drinking to discover that instead of there being no interesting food in the house there 是 in fact a frozen pizza waiting to be badly cooked and then eaten
Finding a frozen pizza in the freezer when drunk inevitably ends up with the pizza being on fire because you fell asleep two minutes after you put it in the oven. You would not put 'Good Girl Gone Bad' in the oven in the first place, thus minimising any risk of a blaze.
6.电力
如果您在电围栏上撒尿，会给自己造成一些伤害。在新蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑上撒尿不会造成任何伤害。
7.看到的能力
The only reason people are hung up on the whole 'sight' business 是 that there are too few interesting things to listen to. However, there are twelve interesting things to listen to on the new Rihanna album, making blindness slightly less unappealing.
8.猫
除了较小的狗以外，其他原因与狗相同。
9.今年发行的几乎所有其他专辑
We 能够 only think of one album we've heard this 年 which 是 anywhere near as good as this and the way things are going we'd be surprised if that ends up being released, meaning 'Good Girl Gone Bad' wins.
10.互联网上的一切
The internet does have some amazing things on it but because the things on the internet are not ALL about Rihanna — some websites are about fish, others are about computer games and so on — the Rihanna Percentage of the internet 是 quite low, whereas the Rihanna Percentage of this album 是 roughly 100%.
11.蕾哈娜（Rihanna）的最新专辑
这张专辑上有十首以上的两首好歌。
12.火车
我们并不是说火车不好或其他任何东西，而是说它们不像迈克尔·杰克逊的采样那样令人惊叹 '不要停止音乐', track three on the new Rihanna album. What makes 'Don't Stop The Music' so incredible 是 that it sounds like the world's first electro‑R&B‑filter-house track, and if it 是 not the first then we would like someone to email us now with the info because we'd like to hear a million other songs like this.
13.圣诞平安夜
新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑并不需要您像笨蛋一样到城里四处逛逛，为不认识或不喜欢的人买礼物。
14.圣诞节
与圣诞节不同，新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑并非完全反高潮，实际上比您想像的要好得多。
15.节礼日
On Boxing Day one traditionally begins considering the previous twelve months and how terrible they have been. 'Good Girl Gone Bad' prompts no such depression and 是, in fact, quite a cheery listen. Hoorah.
16.蔬菜
每十二种蔬菜中就有一种令人恶心。蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑中每十二首歌中就没有一首歌，这意味着“好女孩坏了”（Good Girl Gone Bad）赢得了HANDS DOWN。
17.您期望它会
即使基于“ Umbrella”（雨伞），您也不知道这张专辑到底有多好。这是一个完全的惊喜，而流行音乐就是惊喜。
18.手机
You would never drop 'Good Girl Gone Bad' down the toilet, because there would be no reason for you to have 'Good Girl Gone Bad' with you in the toilet in the first place. Unless, we suppose, it was on your iPod. But still.
19.天花板
Ceilings are boring unless you get some fancy-pants artist in to paint them for you like that place in the Vatican City. 'Good Girl Gone Bad' 是 never boring – there's even something interesting to listen to in each of the ballads. Fancy that!
20.门铃
Doorbells are fine but you 能够't imagine someone writing, producing, singing or recording what 是 essentially the new 'Maneater' and the whole thing sounding like a doorbell. If someone were to invent the new 'Maneater' it would instead sound like woman-scorned anthem “ BREAKIN”菜 来自蕾哈娜（Rihanna）的新专辑。一切都有-精彩的“我不认识你，我认为我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我是我”直到我看到警察和灯火”，还有另一个吸引人的形状，即“一个人，一个人，一个ma-eaa-an”。最后，以轻松愉快的方式对待家庭虐待。
21.书桌
您可以在桌子上放蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑，但不能在蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑上放桌子。对？对。
22.罕见的景象是绵羊在田野上冲刺而跳过一条小溪
Jay‑Z从未公开承认曾参与过绵羊越过小溪的记录。
23.汽车
汽车很有用，但是如果您将汽车与流行歌曲的媒介结合起来会怎样？好吧，如果您这样做，您将拥有 '闭嘴开车' from the new Rihanna album. Rihanna sings things like "my engine's ready to explode-splode-splode so start me up and watch me go", so we think it's more likely to be about sexual intercourse than actual cars.
24.旧的丽莎·斯科特·李娃娃放在你家中的箱子里
“好女孩变坏”永远不会被装箱并被遗忘。
25.吸尘器
新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑不需要清空。
26.贾法蛋糕
每个人都喜欢Jaffa Cake，但与“ Do n't Stop The Music”不同的是，Jaffa Cakes与在舞池上接男孩时热闹非凡，例如“您的光环令人难以置信”无关。她唱着：“我想带你走。”有人需要告诉蕾哈娜（Rihanna），男人不是您在当地中国餐馆柜台上订购的东西，而在这种情况下对待他们是很卑鄙的。
27.海滩
新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑将不会对三天之内从身体缝隙中掉落的沙粒负责。
28.看见一个小孩因为不允许他们进小孩而丢在超市的地板上
The child's performance 将 be over as soon as its mother (or father — it's the 21st century!) eventually gives in, which 是 usually within three minutes. The Rihanna album 是 far longer than three minutes and therefore represents far better value for money, or something.
29.眼镜
连环杀手戴眼镜，而新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑却没有。
30.一个微笑的老太太
蕾哈娜（Rihanna）的新专辑不太可能突然脱口而出种族主义和仇视同性恋的行为。
31.自助餐
每个人都喜欢自助餐。那是事实。但是自助餐并不包含许多扩展的隐喻，而新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑充满了他们的血腥。
32.最后一张碧昂丝专辑
The best bit on 'B‑Day' was 'Ring The Alarm', and 'Breakin' Dishes' 是 the same song PLUS 'Maneater'. Something with 'Maneater' in it 是 always better than something without 'Maneater' in it.
33.所有宗教
哦，是的。
34.您可以从Argos分支机构购买的任何物品
Argos不出售CD，因此也不会出售“ Good Girl Gone Bad”，因此其整个目录中的唱片都比新的Rihanna专辑差。
35. Pop
您不必将“ Good Girl Gone Bad”放入烤面包机中使其变得可口。
36.脱脂牛奶
可能对您有好处，但完全沉默的脱脂牛奶听起来不像蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑曲目 说吧，具有某种古怪的倒退背景，并且是该新专辑与常规R唱片最接近的地方&B中节奏的民谣。没意思它也不是完全有趣的，但是脱脂牛奶也不是，除非您在其中添加一些雀巢，否则可能会破坏整个“脱脂”角度的所有健康有益的工作。
37.雷鬼雷鬼酱
Reggae Reggae Sauce goes off only five days after being opened. 'Good Girl Gone Bad' 将 be amazing for more than five days and 将 in fact probably end the 年 as one of the world's biggest-selling albums.
38.加冕街的一集
This 是 no criticism of Corrie per se but if you look at the writing and production credits at the end of your average episode you're unlikely to find Timbaland, Ne-Yo or Stargate listed ANYWHERE.
39.克里斯蒂娜最后一张专辑
“ Good Girl Gone Bad”听起来像是在2007年而不是1927年录制的。
40.凯莉·克拉克森（Kelly Clarkson）的新专辑，可能
您无法想象蕾哈娜（Rihanna）around脚，拒绝录制精彩的流行歌曲，而支持她从七年级的一些糟糕日记中抄袭来的老肚皮。
41.新的Amerie专辑
这是可悲的，但这是事实。这张蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑在整个Amerie专辑中都占据了很高的位置。事实上，我们可能永远不会再听新的Amerie专辑，这就是“ Good Girl Gone Bad”将其彻底吹走的力量。好吧，我们可能会不时听到我们想像的“暗恋”。
42.园艺
园艺与艾米·怀恩豪斯（Amy Winehouse）的歌曲名称不同，与 'REHAB' on the Rihanna album. Is it a cover of the Amy Winehouse song? No no no. It 是 about "my lover and my best friend all wrapped into one with a ribbon on it". So it 是 about sort of being addicted to somebody. Unless Rihanna 是 singing about crystal meth.
43.奥运会
奥运会就是要炫耀。尽管遇到了许多麻烦，“好女孩变坏了”听起来很自信，没有任何炫耀的必要。
44.足球
只有男人和女同性恋者才能享受足球。 “好女孩变坏”具有更广泛的吸引力。
45.高等教育的概念
Going to university 是 all very well and 将 teach you many things but 将 your three 年s of debt and depression include a duet with Ne-Yo? No, they probably 将 not. 'Good Girl Gone Bad' does however include just such a duet – it's called '恨我爱你' 而且尽管是民谣，还是一个真正的饼干。对于合唱团，蕾哈娜（Rihanna）唱歌：“我讨厌我多么爱你，男孩，我受不了我多么需要你，我讨厌我多么爱你，但是我只是不能让你走，而我讨厌那个我是如此爱你”，然后Ne-Yo唱给她听。显然，要换男孩的女孩。不是同性恋或其他任何东西。最终以一团点滴的混乱结束，但是如果他们不得不从这张专辑中释放一首民谣，那也可能就是这个。
46.看到某人几乎要在街上绊倒，然后假装他们打算用某种精心制作的，完全令人信服的掩饰来做到这一点
Satisfying as it 是 to see someone almost trip over, there 是 no guilt about enjoying the new Rihanna album. It's fun and it's pop but it 是 also CREDIBLE and PROPER, meaning that your The View-loving older brother might admit to liking one or two songs on it.
47.雪
降雪必须很冷，这意味着在夏季不宜下雪。蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑却非常夏天。
48. Twang曾经并且将会录制的任何东西，即使他们活到一百万岁
明显。
49.约翰·列侬的《想象》
People think John Lennon's some sort of lyrical genius but did he ever – EVER – come up with this line – from 'Breakin' Dishes – "I'm roasting marshmallows on the fire and what I'm burning 是 your attire"? No he did not.
50.《 Q》杂志年终民意测验中不可避免地要对其进行投票的任何内容
因为所有Q都会做到这些无穷无尽的“前100名”列表，而且每个人都知道前100名列表是完整的结局。
51.理发
发型是由时尚和约会驱动的。 “好女孩变坏了”在2133年仍然听起来像《未来》。
52.做煎饼
家里没有鸡蛋并不会阻止您欣赏新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑。
53.在桌子上放一个喜剧的蹄，当办公室发生有趣的事情时鸣喇叭
PJ Towers中只有33％的人认为以上内容与我们一样出色，但66％的人认为新的蕾哈娜专辑很棒。
54. iPod
如果您只想听从现在到死那一天的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑中的十二首歌曲，那么就无法在口袋里携带8,000首歌曲。
55.算命先生
因为“算命先生-卖主”听起来不如“ um-ber-ella-ella-ella”好。
56.本·胡尔
足够公平，这是一部电影经典。但是你能跳舞到本·胡吗？当然不能。您可以尝试，但会感到非常失望。这意味着它官方上不如 “按我上”, which 是 track two on Rihanna's 'Good Girl Gone Bad'. 'Push Up On Me' 是 a sort of bootybouncing pop banger which sounds like it's based around a sample of the metallic intro noise from the start of Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' but probably 是n't.
57.碎石
可以在车道上使用，但不能用于CD播放器。
58.度假
度假非常耗时-与“好女孩变坏”不同，它只占用您四分之三小时的时间。
59.苏格兰
苏格兰从未在其上一张专辑中采样过Soft Cell，因此，不可能再用“ Good Girl Gone Bad”这样的专辑来跟进这张专辑。
60.露营
如果您去露营，您将在半夜醒来，听到200只被激怒的奶牛冲向您脆弱的帐篷的不祥声音。听听蕾哈娜（Rihanna）的《推开我》（Push Up On Me）之类的歌曲，你会好得多。这是这张专辑中最好的歌曲之一，它的合唱令人振奋地喊道：“凝视的方式在我体内生出了火焰，你性感的小东西来到我的房间”。惊人。
61.英国和国外的每个夏季节日
新蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑上没有Snow Snow Patrol或Razorlight的暗示。
62.踢踏舞
踢踏舞的声音像笨拙的鞋子里的笨蛋。 卖我糖果 新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）LP上的声音听起来像是Timbaland专辑中最好的歌曲之一。
63.过去八年来欧洲歌唱大赛的每首歌
是的，读者。 “ Good Girl Gone Bad”比Scooch歌曲还要好。
64.看到一个交通督导员从一个非常了解他们被非法停放但仍然对相反论点持怀疑态度的人那里得到“满口”
如果您住在伦敦，每天会看到交通督导员之间的争执。但是你每次只能得到一两张这样的专辑 年。意思是“ Good Girl Gone Bad”更好。
65.直发器
蕾哈娜（Rihanna）发行新专辑并非男乐队Blue取得成功的唯一原因。
66.浴帘
Shower curtains do not stop you falling out of the bath when you reach out to steady yourself. In fact they mean that you land on the bathroom floor covered in shower curtain. The new Rihanna album would never let you down like that because the new Rihanna album 是 SOLID and DEPENDABLE.
67.迪斯科闪光球
闪闪发光的球在nitepot环境中可能会很好地发挥作用，但它们不能像热情的恳求一样有效地对待年轻女孩，以防她们脱轨。标题轨道来自 '好女孩变坏' 确实做到了这一点。这是一首古老的民谣（但它确实很棒），它的合唱改变了一半，然后大声喊道：“你最好学会如何对待我们，因为一个好女孩变坏了，因为我们永远消失了。”上帝帮助蕾哈娜（Rihanna）和她的姐妹之间的先生（Mr.
68.太空堡垒卡拉狄加
太空堡垒卡拉狄加（Battlestar Galactica）令人惊叹，但至少当您想要看的是看成堆的机器人被一群健康的人炸毁时，新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑不会对“政治”和“现实世界”产生冲击。这并不是说“好女孩变坏”没有社交良心，因为它可能在某个地方或其他地方有。
69.在深夜和朋友一起出去玩
'Good Girl Gone Bad' won't give you a hangover. Although it might get you a bit drunk if you play the 'shot of tequila every time you hear a good song' drinking game, because you would end up knocking back twelve shots in 46 minutes.
70.在深夜和朋友一起住
您无需在凌晨3点将“ Good Girl Gone Bad”赶出去，也不必找出租车。
71.缔约方
For every twelve people at a party, two are always annoying and rubbish. None of the twelve songs on 'Good Girl Gone Bad' are annoying or rubbish, making the Rihanna album officially better than parties.
72.波普尔
“ Good Girl Gone Bad”上的每首歌曲持续超过42秒。
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3.派对弹出
The Rihanna album doesn't end in tears when some pillock explodes it into someone's face and everybody has to go to the nearest hospital because Auntie Kathy has got paper streamers and gunpowder stuck in her right eye socket.
74.从新手机的屏幕上剥去塑料膜
Always ends in tears when you end up having a huge row with O2 about the fact that the phone doesn't work. The new Rihanna album 将 not require anyone to spend eighty minutes being put on hold by the most useless telecommunications company in the history of useless telecommunications companies.
75.苦
The worst drink in the world. 'Good Girl Gone Bad' 是n't even a drink, so it wins. Also – on a serious note, readers – the concept of 'bitter' as a drink does not take in Serious Issues like body dysmorphia or whatever it 是 the Rihanna song “已存在问题” 是 actually about. The first line 是 "take off my shirt, loosen my buttons and undo my skirt, stare at myself in the mirror, take myself apart piece by piece" so it's probably about something like that.
76.论文
世界上有过什么论文？究竟。
77.邮递员
'Good Girl Gone Bad' represents Rihanna's maturing voice but it 是 never nasty, unlike some members of the so-called 'postal service' who spend more time stealing, rifling through and pooing in envelopes than they do delivering them.
78.在为期四天的毒品狂潮中跌倒的五十分钟内完成的一篇论文获得了很好的成绩
与上述经历不同，新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑向您的父母解释并不容易。他们实际上会真的很喜欢它。
79.获得房子里最大的卧室
大卧室比小卧室需要更多的清洁服务，这意味着您最初的兴奋最终会让您失望。蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑没有此类问题。
80.粉刷墙壁
蕾哈娜（Rihanna）相册不会掉头发。
81. Receiving an email intended for someone else followed by a lame attempt by the sender to 'recall' the message in Outlook which doesn't work and just adds to the hilarity of the whole thing
接收这样的电子邮件很有趣，但是永远不会像“ Good Girl Gone Bad”上的标题一样出色。
82.烟花
由于忙碌的人的欢乐和政治上的正确性发疯，您不会在Popjustice俱乐部得到烟花，但是您 将 从蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑中获得“ Do n't Stop The Music”，“ Shut Up And Drive”和其他一些音乐。
83.即时烧烤
所谓的“即时”烧烤需要很长的时间才能走，但“好女孩变坏”却并非如此-它以“雨伞”开始，实际上确实是瞬间。
84.货架
您不能在租住的房屋上放架子，但是无论生活在哪里都能听蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑，非常适合学生。
85. Bathroom radios in the shape of dolphins which don't really get any reception and take three batteries when you only ever have two lying around because you bought a packet of four batteries and EVERYTHING ELSE EVER INVENTED uses two batteries
The above-mentioned radios are frustrating but 'Good Girl Gone Bad' 是 not – it's a really easy listen. It's also a really complex listen if you want it to be. It sounds particularly great on headphones. It 是 an album for every occasion.
86.不会吹灭的生日蜡烛
第一次很有趣，第二次很无聊，以后每次都很烦。蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑开始令人赞叹，每次聆听都变得更加令人惊讶。
87.沙赞
我们喜欢打电话给Shazam，以便找出DJ在广播中正在播放的歌曲，但是Shazam习惯于向您发送令人讨厌的促销短信，而新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑却没有，这是一系列的音乐曲目，因此该项目甚至无法发送最简单的短信。
88.拨打Shazam并保持手机直达Rihanna新专辑的Track 3
新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑比让莎赞（Shazam）在新蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑中识别第三曲目更好，因为莎赞（Shazam）无法识别第三曲目，而实际专辑 能够 标识轨道三，因为其名称写在背面。 （这是“不要停止音乐”供参考。）
89.任何回答的问题
AQA 是 almost as good as Shazam because it 将 give you the answer to literally any question you text to it, except we only remember it exists when we don't have anything we need to know, which 是 annoying. The new Rihanna album 是 not annoying.
90. Texting Any Questions Answered to ask 'What 是 the new Rihanna album better than?' and receiving the answer "the new rihanna album 是 better than 1 of those 1970s Top Of The Pops albums of anonymous cover versions, but not as good as Tubby Hayes' '100% Proof'."
那是AQA送回给我们的实际答案。由于此页上其他地方提到的原因，它确实令人赞叹，不像新的蕾哈娜专辑那样令人赞叹。
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1.所有珠宝
珠宝仅是以下两种事物之一：昂贵的东西。 “好女孩变坏了”不止两件事，而这些都不是“糟透了”的事。
92.灯罩
坦率地说，这是不言而喻的。
93.溜旱冰的清洁女工
这位漂亮的女士负责清理我们在PJ Towers直排轮式溜冰鞋到办公室时造成的混乱，但是在进行实际清洁时要脱下直排轮式溜冰鞋。如果蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑是一位清洁女工–我们必须补充说不是–它不仅可以使旱冰鞋正常工作，而且还可以使旱冰鞋中的所有胡佛声响起来，甚至还可以清空刀片中的垃圾箱。 。它将更加努力。
94.大衣
注意：蕾哈娜（Rihanna）的新专辑并不比夹克成为有史以来最伟大的服装。如果您仍在阅读这份愚蠢的清单，那您该死的是精神病。
95.基于“雨伞”中的“ ella ella ella”位和三张Ella Fitzgeralds的小图片，对唱片集进行分级的可笑的鞋拔系统
尽管如果我们要在10个奖项中将“ Ella-Ella-Ellas”授予“ Good Girl Gone Bad”，它看起来像这样：
96.向卡蒂萨克号放火“开怀大笑”
是的，每个人都喜欢19世纪的火炬手，但蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑不会给您带来麻烦。
97.意识到您所在的酒吧实际上并没有在晚上11点关闭，实际上会继续为另一个小时提供酒水，在此期间，您会错误地认为这会阻止您喝更多的酒，从而胜利地“改头换面”无论如何还是很荒谬的，因为外出的全部目的是要沉醉于忘却
与新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑中的“闭嘴开车”不同，上述时刻并没有以警笛声和车祸声结束。好吧，并非总是如此。
98. Sky +和任何其他“ PVR”设备
您不会在周末坐下来，期待赶上本周的电视短片，只是发现新的蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑完全是根据自己的意愿选择了录制80个小时的斯诺克视频。 “ Good Girl Gone Bad”只会录制《 EXCITING》和《 AMAZING》电视，所有这些显然都比这要好，但是您仍然需要看一些东西。
99.匡威靴子
蕾哈娜（Rihanna）的新专辑不会对您所拥有的每双袜子都完全造成影响。
100.培根三明治
其实这个还不确定。培根三明治非常好吃。
蕾哈娜（Rihanna）专辑：很好。
